My 1996 Pontiac Sunfire (R.I.P.)


Hydroplaned across 202 into oncoming traffic.
Note the General Motors Airbags! They saved my life by not going off.

And remember "You've got a friend in Pennsylvania". The cop cited me for "driving on the grass median of a divided highway". I fought it in court, explaining that the reason I was "driving" on the median was because the almighty commonwealth forgot to design drainage for the road. I actually won. Note that I will never have an FOP sticker on my car.


They stopped writing the estimate at $12,000. Like a good neighbor, State Farm was there.